before I start writing, I’d best explain the title, I know there are quite a few people from the US and Australia who read this and might not know what a quid is. Basically it’s slang for a pound coin which is the equivalent to a dollar, the term then means that If you had a quid for every time something particular happened, you’d be very rich, hope that’s cleared thing’s up.
On with the story, as part of my health routine I have a massage, every 6-8 weeks, can’t tell you how much relief I get, especially to my legs, all those nerves getting trapped by my knackered hips, need releasing. The girl who does it, now comes to my house, which is much easier and makes the experience better, especially if I have the hot tub up, so I can go in first and relax my muscles. The problem is, whenever I mention to someone that I’m having one, I get the exact same response, “Do you get a happy ending”? I’m guessing I don’t have to explain what that is to my foreign cousins.
No matter how much I deny it, people don’t believe me, in fact denying it makes it worse. I suppose it’s no wonder this is everyone’s impression, because she was telling me about some of the creepy and weird things clients have said to her and some of the requests she’s had, it’s very sad that a much needed service like this is tainted by it’s seedier cousin. I did offer her a guest spot on my podcast in the future to tell some of what’s happened, clearly it will be an 18 rating. Until then I’ll just have to keep listening to the same response and continue saying no, besides, If that was the service I was looking for, there’s a bit of graffiti in the local pub toilet offering it for half the price.
"Fat to Fittie" 
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