Something I would love to do is be the guy who sprays water on a model during a beach photo shoot. I once saw an ad for it when Margot Robbie was in the UK and they needed someone to soak her for a few hours. I rang up and was asked if I could get to Manchester, “Is that where the interview is?” I enquired” No, that’s in Liverpool, but at the minute, Manchester is where the queue ends”.
Welcome to my blog. I’m on a mission to lose weight in order to have a much needed operation, that will hopefully help me regain the gift of mobility. As the title suggests, I also plan to become a fittie, though that might require some plastic surgery. Like the whole population of the world, things have been a bit shit since 2020 and eating all those sausage rolls during lockdown didn’t help. If you want the full story, then read the about page, but if I were you, I’d just crack on with my hopefully humorous anecdotes about life as a fat disabled guy.
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