One thing guaranteed to help ease the pain in my legs is a soak in the hot tub, as I’ve not been swimming for a while, I thought I’d fill it up, especially as I had a massage booked. This might all sound a bit decedent, but I can’t stress how important they both are in aiding my ability to walk. I try to have a massage every 6 weeks, mostly concentrating on my legs and hips and a good soak in warm water before helps relax the muscles, yes, I could just have a bath but it’s no where near the same as you can’t stretch or move much, unless of course you have a body like Victoria Beckham. Sadly my latest tub session has ended, they’re not cheap to run and it’s time to put the heating on, I simply can’t afford both. It was hard to drag myself out last night, knowing it was going to be a couple of months before I get to use it again, couldn’t even enjoy it with a drink as I’m staying sober for a few weeks.
Most of the time I live alone so of course I treat it like an outside bath and go in naked, be honest, who wouldn’t? I have it in a nice secluded corner and I’ve managed to block off any glimpses neighbours might get, though you have to ask, who really wants to spy on a fat bloke soaking himself? While enjoying the moment I thought I’d take a pic for the blog, having decided it might be something to write about, explaining the values of a good session to benefit movement. After having a couple of goes at a selfie, I decided to try one on my front, leaning across the side, showing the bubbling water with my legs stretched. After I got out and looked at them, I noticed that on a couple of pics, the bubbles hadn’t quite covered my modesty, I admit, it was a bit like watching the porn channel on Sky TV 30 years ago. Starting at midnight, they’d show a 10 min tease, to lure you in, then all of a sudden the screen would scramble and you’ve have to pay if you wanted to see more, I was convinced that if you squinted your eyes, very slowly the picture re-appeared, well that was it’s like with the image I took. Convinced you could see my arse if your eyes went blurry, I decided not to use it,
I did of course post a pic a couple of blogs ago, showing a pose I did for a charity calendar 25 yrs ago. It’s fair to say it did well, the clicks were many, read by people from all over the world, seems a bit of nudity sells well, even if it was just a fat, hairy bum. Because of this the temptation was great to repeat the marketing process and I thought long and hard, then I recalled a comment a friend made and decided she was right, who wants another view like that. There maybe a calling somewhere on Onlyfans for overweight, hairy, Granddads, but I don’t think they’re the kind of followers I want. So thanks to the advice of my friend, the pic I’ve chose is one of some bubbles, enjoy and don’t bother squinting, I nicked it from the internet.
"Fat to Fittie" 
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