• Crinkly bottom

    Probably the only time I see myself in a mirror is when I go swimming and last week I had a proper look at my arse. What the frig happened, when did it start to look like that? I remember reading somewhere that most women hate their bum, especially when…

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  • 40 days and 40 nights

    I’m not hugely religious, but I always try to give something up for lent, this year if I was going to reach my weight loss target, there could be only one choice and no, it’s not alcohol. My weakness is not chocolate based either, something far more tasty that can…

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  • Want a medal Muttley ?

    Because of the arthritis in my hips, exercise is pretty limited and the only thing I can really do is swim. As anyone who doesn’t go to the pool on a regular basis knows, it’s pretty bloody boring. Not much to do but watch people, as you continuously paddle up…

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  • Factor 50

    One of the first thing’s to do when writing a blog, is to get the name right, no point in getting started till you have the brand sorted. With this in mind, I thought long and hard, I knew what I was going to write about, but needed a catchy…

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I’m Keith

Welcome to my blog. I’m on a mission to lose weight in order to have a much needed operation, that will hopefully help me regain the gift of mobility. As the title suggests, I also plan to become a fittie, though that might require some plastic surgery. Like the whole population of the world, things have been a bit shit since 2020 and eating all those sausage rolls during lockdown didn’t help. If you want the full story, then read the about page, but if I were you, I’d just crack on with my hopefully humorous anecdotes about life as a fat disabled guy.

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