-
Continue reading →: Cheers!
When you’re trying to lose weight, there are many thing’s that can put the brakes on reaching your goal, lucky for me chocolate isn’t a problem like most of the women in my slimming group, I can easily do without it. Apart from the odd pastry based snack or packet…
-
Continue reading →: The temptation of Keith.
It was going to happen at some point, there was no way I could manage 40 days without the allure of a sausage roll entering my life, guess I should be pleased I got to 26, but before I tell what happened, let’s start at the beginning. The word’s “road…
-
Continue reading →: “Anyone for table tennis?”
After years of being involved with contact sports, injury turned me towards tennis in my late 20’s, I actually got quite good at it, until the pressure of work and a moaning partner, forced me to have a break. Unfortunately, this is when my health started to go downhill and…
-
Continue reading →: You can count on the Brits
If there’s one thing we’re good at in the UK, it’s queueing and the other day I joined one of the politest. After having a few health issues, the doc suggested a blood test, being a man, it took me three weeks to pick the form up and another two…
-
Continue reading →: Swimming, shopping, shorts.
As anyone who has any sort of disability knows, everyday throws up challenges, but we always find a way to get the task done, especially if you’re as stubborn as me. I’ve got a system when I go shopping where I do it old style and take a large cardboard…
-
Continue reading →: Bucket list
Not sure if it’s because of my approaching 60th in two years, or as inspiration for when I can walk again, but I thought it was about time I wrote a bucket list. Buying a book to record them in seemed like a good start, though the one I chose…
-
Continue reading →: This time next year……
I got a bit of good news yesterday, though it does come with mixed feeling’s and if I had the choice, I’d give it up tomorrow. I’m talking about the Blue badge, the official sign that I’m disabled. I’ve been deemed enough of a cripple to be able to use…
-
Continue reading →: “There’s a duck in’t hedge”
I managed to lose 13 pounds at fat club this week, three of them were in weight and a tenner was spunked away on buying ingredients, in the hope of winning a recipe competition. I’m not bitter but as my dad used to say, “there’s a duck in’t hedge somewhere”.…
-
Continue reading →: Crinkly bottom
Probably the only time I see myself in a mirror is when I go swimming and last week I had a proper look at my arse. What the frig happened, when did it start to look like that? I remember reading somewhere that most women hate their bum, especially when…
-
Continue reading →: 40 days and 40 nights
I’m not hugely religious, but I always try to give something up for lent, this year if I was going to reach my weight loss target, there could be only one choice and no, it’s not alcohol. My weakness is not chocolate based either, something far more tasty that can…
Hi, I’m Keith.
Welcome to my blog. I’m on a mission to lose weight in order to have a much needed operation, that will hopefully help me regain the gift of mobility. As the title suggests, I also plan to become a fittie, though that might require some plastic surgery. Like the whole population of the world, things have been a bit shit since 2020 and eating all those sausage rolls during lockdown didn’t help. If you want the full story, then read the about page, but if I were you, I’d just crack on with my hopefully humorous anecdotes about life as a fat disabled guy.
Click the links to view my social media.
Stay in touch
If you’d like to receive a notification when I publish a blog, please put your address below. (I promise no spam shit).
