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Continue reading →: Coach Trip day 2
Well the day started how I expected, not good, no news on the room move but when I went for a shower guess what, no fecking shower gel, or any other product you’d expect to find in a hotel bathroom, I went downstairs and mentioned it to the girl on…
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Continue reading →: Coach Trip day 1
Currently I’m away on holiday having a break, every now and then switching off for a bit is absolutely vital to keep a healthy mind and body. It’s my first ever coach trip and thought that it might be a good idea documenting what occurs, so if anyone’s thinking about…
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Continue reading →: Sometimes
Every now and again, life throws something in the mix that makes you stop and take time out. Sometimes we just need to think about what it is that’s important and what we should be grateful for. Sometimes it’s about holding those you love and not taking for granted all…
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Continue reading →: Grin and bare it
A smile, I’ve had it for 58 years and I try to wear it everyday.
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Continue reading →: Just keep swimming too
In part one, I mentioned lane swimming and the perils it can bring, what I didn’t explain is what can happen when you get someone in yours, who doesn’t belong. As you know, I swim in the slow lane, everyone who should be here, is fine, usually they’re all doing…
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Continue reading →: Just keep swimming
Swimming, swimming, swimming. top advice from Dory, but if you’re thinking about starting up after not bothering for ages, there are a few things you need to know before taking the plunge. As there are a lot of things for me to say on the subject, I’m going to do…
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Continue reading →: Spray it again
Something I would love to do is be the guy who sprays water on a model during a beach photo shoot. I once saw an ad for it when Margot Robbie was in the UK and they needed someone to soak her for a few hours. I rang up and…
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Continue reading →: Sunday girl.
I’d say The Who are my favourite, mostly because of their fantastic live performances, it would be hard to ignore the Beatles due to their song writing skills and I’d have to include Blondie, cos I always fancied Debbie Harry. I wasn’t going to post today cos I can’t find…
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Continue reading →: If I had a quid
before I start writing, I’d best explain the title, I know there are quite a few people from the US and Australia who read this and might not know what a quid is. Basically it’s slang for a pound coin which is the equivalent to a dollar, the term then…
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Continue reading →: Bin there.
There are a few noises in our lives that cause distress, but none so much as something that often wakes you from sleep. Perhaps, you’ve just opened your eyes and are lying there, thinking about getting your arse out of bed, when all of a sudden in the distance you…
Hi, I’m Keith.
Welcome to my blog. I’m on a mission to lose weight in order to have a much needed operation, that will hopefully help me regain the gift of mobility. As the title suggests, I also plan to become a fittie, though that might require some plastic surgery. Like the whole population of the world, things have been a bit shit since 2020 and eating all those sausage rolls during lockdown didn’t help. If you want the full story, then read the about page, but if I were you, I’d just crack on with my hopefully humorous anecdotes about life as a fat disabled guy.
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